the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
I woke up on the dog bed, bottle of alcohol still in hand and my thong was hanging off the family portrait.... Yikes
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
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