i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
Why I hate online dating: not even one day in and a 57 year old asks me to call him "Daddy."
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
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