The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
You love me.
That's because, tragically, I adore whores.
bring money and cleavage
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
The "don't have sex with him again" alerts you set on my phone just started going off.
Good. "Seriously, don't do it" should start in about five minutes.
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
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