Why are you at a bar in Connecticut?
Long story. One that now involves lots of delicious chicken wings om nom nom
yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
I threw my back out having sex last night. I don’t know whether to high five myself for a job well done or cry because I’m old.
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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