Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
Oh god. It's like a broken faucet. My guts sound like a bilge pump clogged with golf balls and cake frosting.
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
Randomize
