have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
Just called the boss a "cunt baguette". To her face. This is why I can't drink with people from work. Know of anywhere that's hiring?
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
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