How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
Can u pick me up? Lost my keys.
Sure. FYI- you "lost" them on the roof, trying to throw them over the house.
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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