hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
My favorite part was when he stopped, looked up in the middle of performing oral sex and asked, "you did know it was Arbor Day, right?"
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
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