If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
You know why nobody comes up with Sober October? Other than it's Oktoberfest? Because Sober October doesn't benefit anyone, just like your judgment isn't benefiting me. I'll talk to you in November. Unless you make up another alcoholless month.
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
Went to bed with a bowl of spaghetti O's on my chest, I make my own breakfast in bed. New level of laziness
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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