; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
why do cheetos always look like penises
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
The brazilian leg lock that the stripper put me in was definitely the highlight of the night
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
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