Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
Just googled "penis wearing a hat" i think it's safe to say nobody found my ex's lost phone...
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
You have not lived until you've puked on your sequined UGGs in the Rite Aid parking lot while going to buy emergency contraceptives.
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
Randomize