peeing in bathroom at penn station and the homeless man next to me is combing his beard with a fork...god I love new york
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
Adulthood is punching a guy in the face when you find out he's trying to fuck you and he's married instead of fucking him regardless and believing anything he says
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
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