we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
so the weed I found in my fridge is actually lettuce. tell jim I need that 5 bucks after all
you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
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