HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
Dear vodka that I hid in a water bottle in the backseat of Blairs car, I'm sorry that she gave you away to a man on side of the road with an over heated engine. I'm sure the car doesn't appreciate you as much as I would have.
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
I never kept track of who else he slept with. You think I have the time or the energy to keep track of every dick in my life?
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
my nose is crying tears of wow.
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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