Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
I just used 'come play with my balls' as a legitimate booty call attempt. And it worked.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
HE'S FUCKING 19 YEARS OLD, HE CAN'T EVEN GET INTO A BAR WITH ME, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'LL LET HIM IN MY PANTS?!
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
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