do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
apparently people get pissed when you take the bag of wine out of the franzia box and put it in your purse before leaving the party
using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
I farted on Jack's balls last night. He got pissed and walked away cause he knew it was on purpose. I couldn't hold it in anymore.
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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