just woke up and my boobs have "fun police" written on them
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
I don't understand why she gets annoyed by my drunk texts. It means she's who I'm thinking about even when my brain isn't functioning properly.
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
Do you realize half our text conversations are you asking me for tit pics and me saying no?
I think weed is turning my hair brown
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
Whatever you have to do, STALL THEM. Your toothbrush is in the kitchen, my pants are on the balcony, and I don't have eyebrows.
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
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