we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
My "High Times" magazine came in today, as well as my girlfriend's new sex toys. We're calling in sick today.
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
She broke up with me after I spent the whole day speaking in nothing but Marshawn Lynch quotes.
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
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