On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
You brought back some girl with you at 3am and introduced her to everyone as "hot pocket"
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
Totally had a conversation drunk last night with a bisexual chick at my apartment in Spanglish too.
You're a hero.
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
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