these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
The salesman looked at me like I was crazy when I explained the need for a headboard that had slats so I could handcuff people to it
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
I'm staying at his house to solve the homeless situation. There's a freezer bag of weed in the fridge. He doesn't know it's there, and he's not missing it so I may have an income soon.
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
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