I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
i feel like the song jizz in my pants was made for him.
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
I went to the bathroom like 8 times and each time I looked in the mirror and tried saying "I am sober." I burst out laughing when I got to "so-" every time. If you can't convince yourself, you can't convince anyone else. Fuck it, I'm going upstairs and drinking more.
You make your fellow Jews happy.
so... the fat chick just walked over, shook my hand, then introduced herself as "versatile". shoot me now.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
I need to go to St. Louis more often. The brides sorority sisters were practically fighting over me once they heard I work on Wall St.
Randomize