So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
i just passed a truck with a bumper sticker saying "i'd rather be cummin than strokin." god bless the midwest.
Someone should tell Glenda that I only hang with her because she makes me look prettier.
I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
I just blew my weed a kiss
I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
So you've been sexting me while spending time with your family
I'm a family man but I have priorities
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
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