I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
I don't think the TSA agent thought getting iced while searching my bag was as funny as I did.
omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
The convent might be a nice break from real life
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
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