The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
My sister just poured me a dbl Ciroc on the rocks and said "the ice makes it festive." Honestly what a role model.
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
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