i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
just heard 2 nerds making fun of a girl for mispronouncing stochiometry. they followed it up by discussing the mathematical equation for getting laid. my day just became 100x better.
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
Had to immediately delete the Bevmo email because I can't even look at an email about alcohol right now.
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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