gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
the room spins SO much faster in panama
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
He just snapchatted me a picture of his cock. The angle makes it look like a freakin skyscraper. Thinking of photoshopping a little monkey on it.
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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