Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
I can't believe you let me try to pierce your nipple with a dart last night
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
I only wore my thong with cheeseburgers on it because I thought we'd have sex. So I basically wasted my best thong for nothing.
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