I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
he had to chose between the booze and condoms
what did he choose?
the booze, then looked at me and said, plan b is free right?
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
He wouldn't let me put a red handprint on his face or scream to him everytime he walked away.
Why did you want to do any of that?
If someones last name is Wilson, you are obligated to pretend that you are Tom Hanks and they are a Volleyball and quote the movie when you speak to them.
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
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