Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
I need a $60 an hour job, because I have a $50 an hour drinking habit.
First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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