Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
Dude. My cat just tried to bat the tampon string hanging from body. NOT COOL, SEYMOUR. NOT COOL.
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
Heard flapping noises behind me. It was my roommate flapping her bathrobe like wings, saying "I'm a faaaiiiiry."
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