Haha so apparently that girl last thought I was you the whole time, and in the morning realized you weren't the one she fucked. Thanks for your help.
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
just found out I caught the bouquet at the wedding. I win for being the drunkest yet most functional bridesmaid.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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