Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
Bring me that man meat
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
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