I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
I wish i was in the wii world.
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
New rule: if someone asks if you would like to snort a xanax the answer is no.
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
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