I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
Apple should advertise that their phones are puke-proof. They would appeal to a whole new audience.
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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