the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
I just remembered that he had fake blood all over his face last night. I woke up with it all over my dick. He was 50. Please don't judge me.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
About to be a 4Loko vomit fountain in 45 seconds, what color will it be? Animated birds will fly out of me.
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
Yeah I would come and meet you but there's 3 polish girls yelling at a drunk polish guy in the carpark outside. They just dumped a whole pizza over his head and I want to see where this ends...
It's okay I didn't send any nudes tonight so we are safe *inserts photo of a baseball umpire doing the safe signal*
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
Randomize
