Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
I just jerked off in front of my dog to make him jealous of my thumbs. There are consequences for stealing the last cheeto!
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
Some girls wake up to good morning texts. I wake up to pictures of an angry Shrek getting a blowjob.
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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