What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
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