Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
I have a horrible feeling I left my dildo in the kitchen today after washing it. This is my life.
I can get something to clone your cock for $40. It's worth it. It's my birthday present to myself.
OMG I CAN GET A GLOW-IN-THE-DARK ONE
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
Randomize
