She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
Girl behind me in line at CVS was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan B soon she might be a mom and that if we couldn't tell she'd be a horrible mom
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
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