return my video game
Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
oh great. the only prospects for sex left for the night are douchebag in the ed hardy shirt & frodo-looking ass
fuck it... i'll be the lord of his rings
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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