Are you kidding me. My sex life has diminshed to having wet dreams about jerking off.
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
my favorite homeless guy just told me I drive like Batman, achievement unlocked
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
The bouncers found you passed out on the toilet. They tried to move you but you refused and repeatedly shouted that you wanted to go out like Elvis.
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