And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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