Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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