thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
as soon as I walked into work this morning, my boss called me out on my hangover, patted me on the back and said I'm getting time an a half for even showing up. Did I really look that bad this morning?
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
My vagina just clenched in fear
I’m literally lecturing this class on professionalism, while my body is undoubtably covered in leftover cum from last night. I’m a fucking role model.
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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