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I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
Bro... You handed me an ice cube from your drink and said "tell me if it tastes like pickles".
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
Had to sacrifice my vibrator batteries to the thermostat gods. I had a dirty dream and also almost a heat stroke.
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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