I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
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