I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
All I'm saying is that your next houseguest had better not barge in on me in the shower demanding I wash the stolen dye from his hair. I'm not doing that a second time.
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
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