Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
not only did i soak my thesis by spilling celebratory shots on it, but i also stained it with lipstick making it obvious i tried to drink the vodka off it......dgaf, worth it.
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
obviously my window is still shattered. they're pressure washing my condo today. i think i need a bloody mary.
I just remembered that I did shots out of a gay mans crotch. And there's someone saved in my phone as "Miranda knows where my car is"
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
You motherfucker. I just had an MRI with a penny under my boob.
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
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