Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
me texting you is like we have secret walkie talkies.
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
Oh fuck, I messaged a Jack Kerouac poem to a girl I'm trying to sleep with last night at 4am.
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
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