Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
One of us needs to be functional tomorrow and it won't be me. I'm drinking liquor out of a fishbowl.
I just inadvertently flirted with my coworker's 20-year old son. I've known him since he was 14, yet suddenly he looked different.
You are nothing if not reliable.
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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