we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
Nothing says I've got my life together like buying a jumbo bottle of 7$ wine in sweat pants on a monday night
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
New drunken fun fact of last night, after I pushed Sarah and before I started making out with guy #1, I shouted that I'd go to third base on a first date, then threw myself at him
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
Omphalophobia is a real thing. don't ever fucking touch my belly button again dude
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