The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
Hey sis... Don't forget moms day is this sun. And don't get her another gift while you are freakin high this time. The vibrator was embarrassing.
FYI the vibrator was a SUCCESS. She was in a much better mood this last year. Maybe you should get high this time and get a great gift
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
Moment of the day: as we leave the restaurant, she reaches into my pocket, pulls out her panties, and angrily marches to her car. I felt like a sketchy magician.
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
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