Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
goodnight i made you a song goodbye
the best part about watching a meteor shower at 4 am is being able to masturbate in public and drink hot chocolate at the same time.
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
I'd rather explain to the cops why I'm naked than why I'm drunk.
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
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