I need help removing her.
i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
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