i'm at a stripclub and this bitch just lit her nipples on fire!
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
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