i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
Call 911 I'm faking my own death so this fat chick leaves my room
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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